Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

by Kid Kitten February 01, 2009

murf

this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.

ho look at dat murf fuka

by jahandy January 05, 2008

Murf

Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.

Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.

by Lanti February 16, 2022

Murf?

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by bigkdawg2069 April 08, 2022

Murf

alternative to wedgie

I have a gnarly murf brah.

by zzyzxxzyzz August 27, 2010

murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie May 19, 2011

Murf

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat

1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.

by Mr. Murf November 26, 2009