monarchs of the mineral era

Queens Of The Stone Age

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by cKy October 6, 2003

The Miner

While fucking a girl, your dick is so small the condom falls off and you have to pretend to finger her to get it out.

Joe couldn't find the condom after pulling The Miner on Carrisa.

by Joshuanaganooch September 27, 2006

the miner

The act of wearing a strap on penis upon your forid, and proceeding to fuck the vaginal cavity using the strap on and while you eat through the ass ruble.

"deebles said to tyrone I gave Disco Dunkley The Miner"

by Sammuel Cruise August 1, 2006

Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.

Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.

by Rallisman February 9, 2024

The Coal Miner

When a man puts a strap on dildo on his forehead (like a coal miner’s head lamp) and fucks a woman methodically with only his neck muscles.

Woman: “How was your date last night Erica?”
Erica: “Great! After dinner and a movie, we went home and he Coal Mined me all night.”
Woman: “He is totally The Coal Miner!”

by TheFuckMaster69 July 13, 2019

The Chilean Miner

It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.

That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.

by Bubbabobobbrain December 8, 2010

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025