library

A place to borrow books for free. It is not pronounced "lie-berry"

"Hey, I am going to the lie-berry!"
"You're pretty retarded"

by JakeLandis September 16, 2005

Library

A building that enables people to have access to computers, books, magazines, videos, dvds, etc. Where Librarians and Library Support Workers help people find the information they need.

I need more information about the planet pluto than the internet has given me. So, I'm off to the library to do research.

by ldchills April 10, 2006

library

Any large collection of facts or information. Colloquially, a smart or knowledgeable person.

"Geez, that guy's a walking library!"

by Jenne Bunny November 30, 2007

library

A place that carries books and other media (Newspapers, magazines, CDs, tapes, VHS, DVD, internet, etc) It is also a place where people seem to have sexual fantascies of doing it there.

People keep getting caught having sex in the library's bathroom

by KZMO-FM1079 July 31, 2004

Library

a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

Taken from Family Guy
Chris: "What's a library, dad?"
Peter: "Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."

by Tec Nine June 2, 2009

Library

The Center area of gloves or mittens where your fingers can meet to warm up especially when outside in the winter. This definition comes from the movie "The Day after tomorrow" when the cold comes and the group of new yorkers go into the library to stay warm.

Rebecca: Hey Zack, I am going to go to the Library.
Zack: I know what you mean; my hands are freezing too.

by Schillz January 12, 2008

Library

Day shelter for:
a. children without responsible parents
b. recently released adult convicts

As your parole officer, I suggest you spend more time at the library.

by Fish Head 2008 December 16, 2008