laundry

to have sexual intercourse, to fuck.

Me and Jan were doing laundry all night long.

by GETitGIRL---- October 24, 2009

Laundry

Masturbating

When someone is masturbating they are "Doing Laundry".

My girlfriend does my laundry.

by MerceReekers June 30, 2011

laundry

Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!

I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!

by skrudge January 11, 2008

laundry

A slang term for the parachutes on a drag racing car. They are required on cars that can go 150+ mph in a quarter of a mile. Letting the chutes out to slow the car down is "dumping the laundry".

"Flashing the hazards, rapping the gas (revving the engine), honking the horn, dumping the laundry...They're all cocky things drag racers to do say "I got ya. Bad. Don't come back."

- Justin "Big Chief" Shearer of the show Street Outlaws

by TheGreatBigMouth September 11, 2015

laundry

A binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.

Come on Benjamin. R. Teddy, we are going to do Laundry!

by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

laundry

The process of cutting yourself.

My boyfriend dumped me so I'm out doing the laundry.

by Emily, Angelea, and Chelsey May 6, 2004

Laundry

A code invented by me used to represent the cutting of oneself. (Detergent would be whatever you used to do the cutting)

"My friend Chelsey told me I didn't deserve my boyfriend, Brandon. That night I did the laundry 16 times and Christine took my detergent."

by Emily...again May 14, 2004