make the knot

To break even. A taxi driver is said to have made the knot when (s)he has made enough money in fares to pay the daily car lease.

Once I pay for gas I probably won't even be making the knot for tonight.

make the knot by Mino May 5, 2004

Untie The Knot

Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.

Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce

Untie The Knot by KayKitson December 17, 2015

Tie the knot 

Have sex for 24 hours

Joe: Hey, you love her?
Max: Yeah, we're gonna tie the knot.

Tie the knot by guzzzy November 2, 2021

working the knot

1. The act of taking a shit
2. Realy working the knot muscle sphincter to force out a bashful turd
3. What you can see your dog's balloon knot doing (especially a short haired one) while he is sniffing around trying to find the right place to dook

1. That bathroom is going to be nasty, George has been in there for an hour working the knot.
2. Man, I had to work the knot so much on that one, I think i ripped my grundle.
3. Your dog is starting to vigorously work his knot, you better let him out before he shits on the coffee table.

working the knot by sweatygooch July 30, 2010

Tying-the-knot 

When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.

I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.

Tying-the-knot by Skippy the penguin October 22, 2022

STOKE THE KNOT 

The act of packing your balls into a woman's ass as if you were packing/stoking a pipe.

"Last night I met a chick who wanted me to stoke the knot. I said "what's that? And she said pack your nutbag into my whispering eye. I obliged her."

STOKE THE KNOT by Chaps Provelone October 28, 2021

learn the ropes" before "tying the knot

In other words, "practice yer milking-skills" before ya "buy da cow".

Hey, you wouldn't purchase a car without taking it for a test-drive first, so why should da subject of marriage be any different?! There are lots of good reasons to "learn the ropes" before "tying the knot", and there's many an unhappy couple to prove it!

learn the ropes" before "tying the knot by QuacksO May 5, 2026