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July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day

Wear a suit or tuxedo to Minions: The Rise of Gru on July 1st, the release date of the new minions movie just for the most fascinating piece ever made in history.

Whenever going to a movie theater and see a man wearing a suit or tuxedo you already know what that man in that sigma suit going to watch on July 1st 2022.

We will rise for Gru.
A beta: “That movie is for kids.” *pizza on his stomach*

A Sigma: “A Ticket to please to the Minions: The rise of Gru, my good man.” *with a tuxedo on*

July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day
by SnaxVI June 24, 2022
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Minions: The Rise of Gru

One of the best animated feature films ever made. If you don't wear a suit to this movie, you are an uncultured swine.
One ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru please.
by mr fish 124 July 7, 2022
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Minions 2: The Rise of Gru

A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece
Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022
by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022
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The Erection of Gru

Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.
The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.
by Fiishy December 15, 2021
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The No.1 Gru Cosplayer

The No.1 Gru Cosplayer is the online nickname of Marco Buzzari. He is also the president of the name brand fashion company Gucci, which is a popular brand among millennials and some centennials, as it is a status symbol of wealth.

The nickname originated when a video surfaced online of when Marco visited Parson's School of Design, and what seems to be after a seminar of some sort, Mr. Buzzari is standing and taking pictures with the students, and one student proclaims,

"You look like Gru!"
He seems to be confused, and does not understand in the end.
Friend: Hey, I heard you finally met The No.1 Gru Cosplayer! How was it?
OP: It was awesome!
by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 19, 2019
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Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.
I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle
by tromastuh February 7, 2019
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The Grussell

The art of blowing a dude on the toilet while wearing cross-stitched jeans around your ankles.
Since Gary could not adequately perform the Grussell while wearing ordinary Levi's, he rushed home to change into his fancy jeans to meet Todd back at the Wendy's bathroom.
by Rusty Adams January 10, 2009
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