Rapid shaking of objects in direct interaction with fatness. Obese people tend to cause this natural disaster by jumping and/or walking. May be known as the rumbling of the ground caused by obese people.
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
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Get the girthquake mug.1. the reaction you get by inserting your dick into the orifice of your choosing causing an uncontrolled tremor in said partner
2. having sex with a girl that has a seizure upon penetration and tilting her head and riding the aftershocks out keeping in mind to not let her choke on her tounge
2. having sex with a girl that has a seizure upon penetration and tilting her head and riding the aftershocks out keeping in mind to not let her choke on her tounge
1. dude she was fucking tight,i stuck it in and caused a 6.0 girthquake on the richter
2. omfg i stuck my dick in this girl and she had a seizure,so i held on and kept fucking her....i survived the girthquake
2. omfg i stuck my dick in this girl and she had a seizure,so i held on and kept fucking her....i survived the girthquake
by w1thdrawn September 16, 2011
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*Facebook*
Craig: #OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Marco: it was only a little girthquake you attention seeking whore
Craig: #OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Marco: it was only a little girthquake you attention seeking whore
by JaMarko October 21, 2011
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bystanders: run!!!!!!!!!!
bystanders: run!!!!!!!!!!
by tom beotch! November 30, 2006
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Get the girthquake mug.Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.
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