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Noun. A very minor tremor or vibration that causes a media frenzy while actually having little effect or no real damage.
Yo, bro - did you feel that wicked dearthquake this morning?
No dude, I was busy carpet sweeping my girl's rug and felt no tremors at all.
by runnerDel September 09, 2011
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