dearthquake 

Noun. A very minor tremor or vibration that causes a media frenzy while actually having little effect or no real damage.

Yo, bro - did you feel that wicked dearthquake this morning?
No dude, I was busy carpet sweeping my girl's rug and felt no tremors at all.

dearthquake by runnerDel September 10, 2011

Earthquake head 

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

Earthquake head by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

batman earthquake by Dragor July 9, 2016

You make my earthquake 

When you get that feeling of butterflies and the world stops just think about the that special someone

Damn babe you make my earthquake

You make my earthquake by Bigdaddylk February 8, 2020

Chad earthquake 

When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.

"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."

Chad earthquake by Bort: Slayer of Paninis August 3, 2017

earthquake 

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!

earthquake by seismixxx May 7, 2003

The earthquake

A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!

Just keep your feet on the ground

And move your head all around

You put your hands in the air

And move with the sound

DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig

The earthquake by Jowmama May 2, 2023