Noun. A very minor tremor or vibration that causes a media frenzy while actually having little effect or no real damage.
Yo, bro - did you feel that wicked dearthquake this morning?
No dude, I was busy carpet sweeping my girl's rug and felt no tremors at all.
No dude, I was busy carpet sweeping my girl's rug and felt no tremors at all.
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When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass
Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
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Get the You make my earthquake mug.When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.
"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."
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Get the earthquake mug.A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!
Just keep your feet on the ground
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
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