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Noun. A very minor tremor or vibration that causes a media frenzy while actually having little effect or no real damage.

Yo, bro - did you feel that wicked dearthquake this morning?
No dude, I was busy carpet sweeping my girl's rug and felt no tremors at all.

dearthquake by runnerDel September 10, 2011

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Earthquake head

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

Earthquake head by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

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batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

batman earthquake by Dragor July 9, 2016

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You make my earthquake

When you get that feeling of butterflies and the world stops just think about the that special someone

Damn babe you make my earthquake

You make my earthquake by Bigdaddylk February 8, 2020

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Chad earthquake

When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.

"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."

Chad earthquake by Bort: Slayer of Paninis August 3, 2017

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earthquake

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!

earthquake by seismixxx May 7, 2003

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The earthquake

A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!

Just keep your feet on the ground

And move your head all around

You put your hands in the air

And move with the sound

DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig

The earthquake by Jowmama May 2, 2023

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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