Gifford

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

by BR549 alpha bravo December 10, 2010

Gifford

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack

look at that Cornebys Gifford

by michellerider1 April 01, 2010

Gifford

The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.

"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."

by Ballzzz December 06, 2009

Giffords

A retard or the act of being retarded. Acting like you got shot in the head and recieved brain damage.

Joe: "Heh, heh YOUR MOM

Garrett: "Your such a Giffords"

OR

Tap your right hand over your chest and say "Giffords" in a retard voice.

by cowlik1721 February 01, 2011

Giffords

A name given to the person or corpse recieving a teabag. Named after democratic congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, shot in the head by a teapartier on January 8th, 2010.

So, after you have killed your Giffords, press the L3 button on your controller to teabag them repeatedly, adding insult to injury.

by corpse_enthusiast January 08, 2011

Giffording

to be shot in the head and live

guy1: woop woop fucking killed that guy with a headshot
guy2: loljk i kill u
guy1: what the fuck that guy is giffording

by Twilight95NG January 13, 2011

Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all

John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard

by Jemima669 January 04, 2012