Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022

Spot the gays

When you are in a crowded area, it is the perfect game to play. must have 2 players. Player one spots a gay, and player two must affirm that the suspect is gay. If so, player one gets a point. First to fifteen wins.

"Let's play spot the gays. I see two coming around the corner! Look for the scarves"

by bullseyeeverytime December 28, 2009

lord of the gays

A short comedy film, by the legends that are matt and seabee, also in the series "gays say what"
the object of the phrase is to make the charactor "seabee" look bad in every situation

"hey mate" ... "what mate?" ..." i saw you on a film called lord of the gays last night".... "really mate, what were you doing watchin a film called lord of the gays mate?"

by illusionfan July 22, 2007

For The Gays

Something that is not cool (looked down upon, not socially acceptable). Could also mean something that is literally for the gays.

"Last night I saw the notebook....it was definitely for the gays"

by Tempe4Ever September 27, 2008

Queen of the gays

Someone who's too gay to function, also named Hannah.

"hey look it's the queen of the gays!"

by QueenOfTheGays January 26, 2016

The A's of the Gays

The A's of the Gays defines the group of people that identify as asexual, aromantic, agender, etc. because we rule we get and A+++.

Are you an ally of The A's of the Gays!? You better fucking be.

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Rudie and the Gays

Rudie and the Gays was a popular non-metal tv show in the late 1980s. It is considered by everyone in the world to be the best homosexual show ever written. Its all-star cast included hosts Ryan Seacrest and Brian Dunkleman who later went on to host American Idol. The part of Smoof Poofleson was played by future American Idol loser and Cumming, Georgia resident RJ Helton. The show featured Jerry Seinfeld as its sole writer after the show Seinfeld ended. The only known actor on the show was Rain Wilson who got his start there before leaving the show to join the cast of the American version of The Office. Paula Abdul can be seen at age 14 in five episodes in a special guest role while fellow Idol judge Randy Jackson was the musical guest on 23 episodes during the show's 13 season run. Despite its vast success and humor which featured countless references to Simon Cowell, the show abruptly ended after season 13's season finale when Ryan and Brian shared an extremely romantic, yet slightly homosexual, kiss on-air.

go to wikipedia.com and type in Rudie and the Gays.

by Seaacrest Ryan May 12, 2007