Essentially a set of moving stairs which transport an individual from high ground to low ground or from low ground to high ground.
There is a commonly ignored rule of escalator etiquette which states that people are to walk on the left and stand on the right sides of the escalator. Many people ignore this rule and stand on both sides of the escalator resuling in escalator traffic jams. These jams are especially annoying when people are in a rush.
Many people believe escalators are indicatave of the laziness of the human race. Instead or walking up stairs, people insist on being effortlessly floated to the top of their staircase. This is one of the reasons among thousands, that the world is becoming so obese.
There is a commonly ignored rule of escalator etiquette which states that people are to walk on the left and stand on the right sides of the escalator. Many people ignore this rule and stand on both sides of the escalator resuling in escalator traffic jams. These jams are especially annoying when people are in a rush.
Many people believe escalators are indicatave of the laziness of the human race. Instead or walking up stairs, people insist on being effortlessly floated to the top of their staircase. This is one of the reasons among thousands, that the world is becoming so obese.
Guy: Don't take the stairs, let's take the escalator - it's less effort.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't want to become fat like you.
Employee: I was late because people on the escalator didn't follow the proper escalator etiquette! There was an escalator jam!
Manager: ...you're fired.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't want to become fat like you.
Employee: I was late because people on the escalator didn't follow the proper escalator etiquette! There was an escalator jam!
Manager: ...you're fired.
by Matt Cowan October 28, 2007
Also known as moving stairs, transporting people up or down without the need for elevators or stairs or ladders or ropes or jetpacks.
by Felix September 1, 2005
When having sex at the top of a staircase, the man karate chops the woman between the shoulder blades, causing her to flinch and her arms flail backwards. He then proceeds to kick the woman's legs out from under her, grab onto her arms and ride her down the stairs.
"Dude, my girl told me she was pregnant"
"Damn! What are you going to do?"
"Shit man, I'm giving her the escalator tonight and aborting that fetus"
"Damn! What are you going to do?"
"Shit man, I'm giving her the escalator tonight and aborting that fetus"
by Andrew Nicholson May 10, 2006
sudden fury of flailing fists. Heavy bumping and ditching peers over low cut fences are also a regular occurrence
On the way to the train station a sudden escalation occurred. In result twizzle and chief got ditched over a fence.
by twizzlsestick+sk+baer August 25, 2007
The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.
There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
by Escul October 10, 2015
by wily_codger August 23, 2011