When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".
Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
by Scottsdale Special March 2, 2011
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First put your sweet lady friend's (and/or your female cousin's) legs behind her head. While her legs are behind her head, sex it up. Make sure you deposit all your money in her vault, if you know what I mean. Then stick your face in her vagina. The lady has to squeeze her legs around your head and at the precise moment, she'll yell, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and then she'll queef and your investment will be returned tenfold all over your face.
First put your sweet lady friend's (and/or your female cousin's) legs behind her head. While her legs are behind her head, sex it up. Make sure you deposit all your money in her vault, if you know what I mean. Then stick your face in her vagina. The lady has to squeeze her legs around your head and at the precise moment, she'll yell, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and then she'll queef and your investment will be returned tenfold all over your face.
by Dwaney Dooleuty January 2, 2008
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by The Arizen Flame June 11, 2017
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Last night I was banging this chick, I told her I voted for Trump and she tried to buck me off like a bull! 8 second ride baby! I love doing the Donald Trump!
by Poopy Mcneckbeard October 30, 2019
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Guy #1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Elon Musk?"
Guy #2: "No. Did Space X do something cool?"
Guy #1: "He got hit with The Donald Trump Effect."
Guy #2: "NOT ELON!!!!"
Guy #2: "No. Did Space X do something cool?"
Guy #1: "He got hit with The Donald Trump Effect."
Guy #2: "NOT ELON!!!!"
by anonymous June 16, 2019
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Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.
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