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Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.
Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
by The Commadore August 15, 2008
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Crowning

The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out
I need a bathroom but i cant move because im crowning
by dick nuggets November 25, 2014
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Crown

A cover for your teeth that dentist recommend when you have destroyed teeth
Dentist: you need a crown

Patient : I don't have enough money
by the ecstatic August 15, 2017
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Crown On

To come up on something in a way that diminishes it. To demean, to dominate, to devour. To freak that bitch out.
Jody: Man I got crowned on by that trigonometry test.

Heath: I am about to crown on your croquet ball! Booya!
by benthorot August 6, 2007
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crown

pass dat' crown ova this way
by MyssSunshyne November 28, 2003
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crown

blowjob, head, dome, etc.
Person 1: I got crown from your sister last night.

Person 2: I was wondering where that red sore on her lip came from.
by crowncrew May 7, 2011
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crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.
"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"
by Titan2014 May 19, 2014
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