two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

pepper in the cooter

When a woman is angry over a particular issue.

Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?

Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.

by rejectionking June 27, 2007

The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

by RDSII October 5, 2011

Down the cooter

To hit someone straight down off the map with authority in the game cube game super smash bro's melee.

"holy crap, drew hit me down the cooter again! Thats it no more falco for drew"

by Captain0822 December 22, 2006

The coyotes are back.

When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.

You see a poster with someone sporting a mullet. "Well, looks like the coyotes are back."

by Nkloud November 30, 2016

Snarfle the Cooter

When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.

Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?

by Mr. Word-tastic December 4, 2015

tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.

At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.

by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023