couch

when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party

by Erik da Red July 11, 2003

couch it

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.

1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!

by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004

couche

a mix between a cunt and a douche.

sally you are such a couche.

by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009

couch

the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

lets go have some fun on te couch =D

by slightly disturbed February 8, 2008

couching

V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe

I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.

by WEENER February 17, 2005

couching

Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?

by roraborealis July 26, 2011

couch

One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.

by yeahdude789 July 21, 2007