beating the bishop
beating the bishop by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003
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choke the bishop
noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
choke the bishop by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
“Talk to the Bishop” rough
When a person of the Mormon religion makes out with someone at a party and has to seek guidance from a bishop and repent.
Yo... Eziekiel made out with Sarah at the stake dance last night. Apparently it got “Talk to the Bishop” rough...
“Talk to the Bishop” rough by sometimesblue June 10, 2018
buffing the bishop
It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.
buffing the bishop by dana_mix October 14, 2007
Banging the bishop
Banging the bishop by Dogg-in-the-box March 5, 2009
flogging the bishop
A synonym for masturbation.
I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
flogging the bishop by Drew October 3, 2003
playing with the bishop's nephew
"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"
ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."
derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."
ronny: "what'd you do then?"
derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."
ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."
derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."
ronny: "what'd you do then?"
derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."
ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
playing with the bishop's nephew by pat seick February 5, 2010