bear

A fuzzy and cute woodland creature. Very huggable, but if hugging is attempted it is likely that the bear will maul and/or kill the hugger.

Little Stevie hugged a bear last week. His funeral is tomorrow.

by Don Bobbly January 11, 2009

bear

A Godless killing machine.

Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.

by aaronak April 28, 2006

bear

Robotic government agent created to keep people away from specific hidden government facilities.

Shhhhh... I see a bear over there. The government must have something to hide in this area.

by beniolenio July 18, 2019

bears

The greates threat to America (and therefore the democratic world).

I you don't believe that bears are the greatest threat, obviously you haven't paid attention to the source of all facts, Stephen Colbert!

by K3n7 September 8, 2008

bears

Hairy gay men. In September 2007 in Melkweg Amsterdam there was the first Mr FurBall Election. You could choose Mr Furball from the hairy candidates.

FurBall is the Amsterdam Hairy Men Dance Party ... for all kind of hairy and butch men. This party attracts Bears, musclebears, otters, cubs, (smooth) admirers and everybody who likes hairy men. Check out the famous bear band bearforce 1!

by Kaptain E-Glow November 4, 2007

Bears

The term "Bears" has been a long standing slang term to refer to any member in law enforcement. The term was originally made popular in America by CB operators.

"Tom, this is Joe, I got a twenty on a couple Bears up here on mile marker 29. Over."

by big jimz May 4, 2009

Bears

They are godless killing machines.

Stephen Colbert: Bears don't pray because they are godless killing machines.

by Camnation March 4, 2007