The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist

Woah, its fucking Bandit the demon!

by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020

The Red Bandit

A RLSH located in Huntington, Indiana. He wears a red bandana and fights crime, he fights for justice and what is right.

Did you see The Red Bandit defeat that villain?

by The Infamous Trickster of Now December 31, 2021

The Mountain Bandit Broil

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.

"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."

by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022

The Blue Bandit

Alias of Jishwa from "The Saga" story.

Jishwa583 aka "The Blue Bandit"

by Jishwa583 November 8, 2023

Bandit the demon of stuff

Lameo.
Big lameo.
A bandit the demon is a lameo
No bandit the demon of stuff.
They think they can kill henry stickmin.
Likes natsuki

Bandit the demon of stuff stuff stuff

by a kool dude October 11, 2020

The Red Bandit

Sneaky son of a bitch that likes to steal things, smoke weed, and date midgets so that he feels that his penis is bigger. He plans to take ofver the world and steal the chinese women and thier small dogs

The red bandit dated a midget named jess who is refered to as a fischer price hoop while the red bandit is a womens basket ball smaller than a mens basketball, so he plays with his fischer price hoop to feel bigger than the mens basketballs, but one day the fischer price hoop went to the park and let everyone play on it so the red badit broke that hoop.

by Red Bandit Jr. January 26, 2011