Antlers

Refering to when a womans labia obscenely long, streatchy, and hanging in an odd formation of skin twists and folds.

Dude, iI was going to go down on this chick... but when I got down there, she had antlers. I was like ( make hand gesture as if pulling a wish bone by yourself) "wtf am i supposed to do with these?"

by Mr_Fuck April 5, 2004

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004

bag of antlers

Term used to describe how a very skinny and/or bony woman looks or feels like.

Screwing her was like doing it with a bag of antlers.
or
She needs to eat more. She's starting to look like a bag of antlers.

by Archibald Leech April 10, 2006

Ass Antlers

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".

I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.

by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004

Pants Antler

According to some canadian online videographers, this term is slang for the man organ one carries in his pants.

If you are needing to go pretty bad, you may drain your pants antler behind that tree over there.

by sealver December 14, 2010

arse-antlers

a tattoo just above the buttocks, having a central section and curving extensions on each side

She bent over and revealed the arse-antlers that were hidden under her shirt.

by Peter Michael (Canada) March 19, 2008

awkward antlers

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.

the awkward antlers, are you shitting me?

by guernica January 17, 2008