The channel picker

This is when 2 are having sex, doggystyle, and during that, one party shoves a tv remote remote up the other parties ass until it picks a channel.

“Yo, one time I was curious and didn’t wanna pick a channel, so I shoved my remote up my asscrack and it led me to the news! This is when I invited the channel picker!”

The channel picker by CrispyButtttHair November 13, 2019

the History Channel effect

Dumbing down a prestigious and serious scientific publication, website, or channel in order to appeal to the uneducated masses, cut the budget, and get higher ratings.

Have you seen the new National Geographic about ghosts? It got the History Channel effect, man.

the History Channel effect by SiriusWW February 28, 2016

Channel the Tater 

A good way to remember how to say Channing Tatum's name in the proper order.

Oh yeah that movie had Tatum Channing in it right?

Its Channing Tatum, remember Channel the Tater.

Channel the Tater by strofty December 20, 2013

the weather channel

Yet another TV channel that has lost it's purpose in the pursuit of finding a larger audience with reality style, documentary crap. They no longer play weather for much of the day on the Weather Channel. Instead you get these shows about historical weather events. Finding out the forecast on the Weather Channel is about like trying to find a video on MTV.

Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.

True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.

They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.

the weather channel by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. May 16, 2008

The Weather Channel

A cable weather network that must think Atlanta is the god of cities since they gloss Atlanta every second they can!

The weather conditions in Atlanta is.............here's a live shot of Atlanta......

The Weather Channel by Piranha October 31, 2004

channing the tatum 

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

channing the tatum by VonComedy June 13, 2014

the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005