Thank you for coming to my ted talk 

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Thank you for coming to my ted talk by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

thank you schmank you by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

Thank You Ted, That Was The Joke 

A phrase used when a person explains the punchline to a joke. A quip first used in Family Guy. While cards, Peter says that aces "go both way", prompting Ted Turner to say "Just like a bisexual!" Michael Eisner responds with "Thank you Ted, that was the joke."

Bob: How do you confuse a blond?
James: I don't know, how?
Bob: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
James: Hahah! There isn't a corner in a circular room!
Bob:Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

Thank You Ted, That Was The Joke by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011

Thank you USA 

An epic declaration of gratitude and lifelong friendship by Albanian music legend Armend Miftari-Mendi, and a keystone moment in the history of balkanposting. Strive to be the person Kosovo thinks America is.

"Thank you USA
You are my best friend
You are the peace keeper
You are the lejend!!"

Thank you USA by Gjord August 15, 2022

San Diago Thank You 

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.

Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"

San Diago Thank You by NeophileX April 20, 2010

"Thank you Captain Obvious" 

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

"Thank you Captain Obvious" by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father

Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

thank you dad by sheila in the car June 15, 2010