Tizzed

When someone is very intoxicated.

You’re so tizzed rn.
Wow I’m very tizzed.

by postsimone September 12, 2018

Tezzer123

(Tezzer) The satisfying and unkown name of them all,,, they say that tezzer is a top leader of a goddess and also it could have it's meaning by "tezz" some people would call him tezzer as (Goddess) and the rest of them would call him tezz as (Devil).(Tezzer-Tezz) also used by alot of spiritual stuff by That name

Tezzer123

by TheUnkownUserPeople January 31, 2019

tazzed out

Adjective used to describe a person (or location filled with people) who are on the taz.

That pride party was totally tazzed out, girl!

His santorum tasted like it was totally tazzed out, girl!

I can't believe that guy you hooked up with last night was so tazzed out, girl!

by Yours is a ho June 26, 2006

Tezzer

Usually of the male gender – although female one have been know to exist. Mono-brows with sloping foreheads – they have third of the average intelligence of a normally functioning person. This is easily demonstrated, as they are only able to remember three letter names – Baz, Daz, Woz, Foz, Cuz, Muz. Their natural habitat is Halfords carp parks of 24hour McDonalds. Where they congregate in large groups – crammed into small cars and proceed to try and deafen each other with loud ‘one tempo’ music. Can often be found breeding in the back of a Nova of Escort with “Body Kit”. These sort of activities often end in pregnancy ruining there young lives forever – but providing amusement for those of us with ability to sign our names without using an X.

They will quickly move into a council tenancy and begin a tempestuous, abusive and loveless relationship – she will continue to give birth to children al the rate of one per year – the farther of theses children is never the same man.

See:
Mouth Breathers
Klassy Lassy

Non-needed – we all know what they look like!

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

tizzed

"Tizzed up" means "dressed up" or "improved in appearance".

It may be Australian slang, but Victor Hugo used it in Les Miserables, referring to the servant women having their hair tizzed up.

by Clivius October 21, 2017

tezzer

A descriptive word for the testicular area. Often used when explaining how far one may have gone with a potential male 'special' friend. Alternatively, to decribe the act of teabagging.

Did you grab a feel of his tezzers?
Did you dip your tezzers in?

by Jaymond January 27, 2005

tezzer

use instead of testicle, can also be used instead of an offense such as idiot etc.

1)That guy was such a tezzer
2)My right tezzer is killing from rugby last night

by PuNkSnOtDeAdCaZt07 October 27, 2007