Texturbate

To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.

by Noshedint March 16, 2018

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.

"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"

by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

Texturbate

The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.

Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"

by Captain Randolfo June 9, 2010

Texterbate

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.

Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.

by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010

Texturbation

Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.

"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"

by TrinityUMC May 11, 2009

Textibate

To text insistently while in the presence of others, usually to a hot girl or boy. Often the texts have a sexual nature.

Other variations include
textibate
textibation
textibating

Guy: dude, you who textibating too?
Guy 2: This girl I met last night
Guy: gross, why do you always textibate in front of me!

by bobbymcflay March 22, 2009

texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014