Texplanation

To send a text message to someone with a lame explanation of why you can't attend your rendez-vous/ party / hang-out / drinks. (Usually a lie.) The main purpose of the texplanation is to avoid the awkward phone conversation where the person to which you are talking totally knows you're lying and doesn't want to accuse you.

Jenny: Ugh, I don't feel like going to Brooke's graduation get together with her family. Her mom's boobs are awful and hard and it hurts when she hugs me. I have to send that bitch a texplanation.

*Whips out cellphone*

Text message: "Hey Brooke! Sory i cant come 2 ur party! my cat is ded and im jst 2 sad!"

Thank God I could texplain my way out of that!

by Ieatbabiesforlunch December 18, 2007

Trexplanation

'Trexplanation' is a term for explaining something really complex and long.

Man one: I wanna tell you something, but it's to much of a trexplanation.

by Ihatemulletstheyareannoying October 7, 2011

txtplanation

When you attempt to explain a situation or concept via "TXT".

Often difficult to do, due to the complexity of a situation matched with with one dimensional issues and room for interpretation via txt.

Sarah: Could you please give me a txtplanation ?

Emma: Sure, well I was running really late, and then I saw a friend I haven't seen since primary school. She invited me back to hers for dinner... and then I remembered about the marketing essay...

by bmw power October 11, 2008

txtplanation

expanation told via txt messaging. often complicated, should be avoided at all costs. a phone call is often cheaper in the long run and much easier to understand.

me: sum annoying expat was being a prat, il tell u when i see you later, cant b bothered writing a txtplanation
scott: ok :)

by Soggy JJ October 6, 2008

Textplination

A term used for either clarifying, or further bungling your previous text to someone.
Often used to clarify typos, inadvertent texts you intended to send to someone else, or for apologizing for previous day's drunk-texting episode. For typos, an asterisk is usually indicated to fix one word (*example) For other purposes, endless rambling can ensue.

Textplination at it's finest: "Hey reverend, sorry about inviting you bar hopping lol, see you at church Sunday :)"

by Gumby43 September 18, 2012

Texplanation

When your significant other isn't making any damn sense in their text messages, so you have to call or manually track them down, show them your phone, and demand to know what the hell they're trying to tell you.

Bitch was talking crazy, so I had to go over there and get a Texplanation.

by Diesel D. November 16, 2016

Texplanation

Following a textmergency, an excuse that a person formulates in order to explain their unfortunate message. This often comes off as lame, but can be convincing if carefully concocted.

She did it!
Now she can delete the text.
She won’t need to come up with a texplanation.

by Supremebadger December 10, 2018