twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

Sextistics

Statistical data relating to sexual encounters.

The sextistics of XXX personal life defy belief

by Psynce Friction April 1, 2009

textticulitis

a speech impediment that only manifests in texts or other communication done on a mobile device. Many variances include texttitis (or a swelling of the textes); textdorhea (sloppy, foul texts), and text-ticular cancer, which is when it meth-tastesizes to other forms of written communication. Aversion therapy is usually the only thing that can be used to treat this disease.

Did you see what The Trump tweeted today? I swear, our commander-in-chief must have textticulitis, or maybe he is just discontimental, or has bad manual textdarity.

by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

Textist

One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.

I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist

by grayhat September 3, 2022

Thotistic

A woman having a mental disorder causing her to be a slut or thot; A crazy slut; Women who cannot have a solid relationship and feels the need to cheat or sleep around.

That girl is a complete slut she must be thotistic.
bopwhorethotThotWhoreSlut

by Specialedstew November 3, 2014

Texthetic

Regarding the idea that people type a certain way to fit a certain aesthetic, texthetic is your consistent style of text or the way you format a text to make it look nice. 2 examples of different texthetics:

Hey, have a lovely day 💕

or

take that bACK YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

Jada: I never use emojis. It ruins my texthetic.

by BNTBurrito October 25, 2017

Textitis

1) Overly excessive texting disease.

origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.


texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.

Most commonly used by Young Adults.

You have textitis.


You know who put the definition of textitis.

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by mmikey December 9, 2008