textosterone

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.

Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.

by krotys August 19, 2008

textasterone

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020

textitation

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.

Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"

by itaub1 December 9, 2008

textitis

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.

My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .

by CrazyMN May 30, 2008

textstress

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text

Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday

by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008