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Texticular Fortitude

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008
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texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.
Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.
by nicoleeeuuhh April 6, 2008
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texticle

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.
i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle
by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006
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Textcuse

A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.
I was on my way to meet Magda at the bar when she sent me this maddening textcuse: "cant make it got super work busy. sorry!" Total bullshit!
by ego29 May 27, 2008
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Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
by Railin' October 3, 2008
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texturelicious

An Instagram image that shows a particularly nice texture. Often composed of contrasting textures of different materials, that may combine natural textures, such as tree branches, with man-made ones, such as a bricks or rocks.
Love that shot, it is so texturelicious!
by MacroSh00ter May 15, 2018
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texturetarian

A person who does not eat certain foods based on their dislike of the foods texture.
I met a girl on tinder who claims she is a texturetarian.

She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
by ACUITZRA June 12, 2020
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