Tesception

Tesception is the common belief that inside a testicle, there is a whole universe.

guy: i believe in tesception...
girl: thats sick, why?
guy: it gives me some sort of weird security in my testicles.

by jarjar binks is the best!! September 22, 2012

textfection

the act of texting affectionately.

They would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.

by Valgo1 March 8, 2013

Texttention

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.

After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"

by Justingus September 20, 2015

textentions

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.

I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.

by kenbru April 6, 2021

Titception

When a woman's bra is too small, creating a muffin-top esque double-boob.

"Dude, she has a boob on top of her boob."
"She could star in Titception."

by Shay the Smurf June 10, 2012

twitception

When a person on twitter, usually female, is not as attractive in person as they seem to be in their avi/twitter pictures. Usually due to filters/excessive makeup.

"Dude, remember that chick whose DM's I dove into last week after she posted that cleavage-heavy selfie?"

"Yeah man. Looks great in her avi, why?"

"I ran into her last night. Biggest case of twitception ever. She was a COW."

by Gb96 March 27, 2014