textballs

the ability to text something that you would not be able to say face to face.

ohhhhhhhhh, you got some textballs huh?

thats some textballs you got there!

by willis george October 29, 2010

Textbang

The act of two or more individuals with cell phones ganging up on another individual with a cell phone by texting them a phrase through consecutively texting one word at a time.

This can also be done with one single word through individual letters.

If successfully pulled off, the victim will receive each text message immediately after reading the previous one.

For a finishing touch, words such as "man" or "dude" can be added minutes after the last word, letter, or punctuation mark.

The victim may receive simultaneous text messages in the following order:

Text 1: You
Text 2: Are
Text 3: A

Text 4: Douchebag
Text 5: ...

*minutes later

Text 5: ..man
Tex 6: !

Used in a sentence:

"Yea dude Felicia was bein' a total bitch so we textbanged the shit out of her while she was in class."

by toastman69 April 1, 2008

Tentbag

A girl whos vagina is so tight, getting anything in there is a huge mission, usually requiring energy drinks and sweat bands

I bet shes like a tentbag, probably touches herself with a headphone jack

by Sir Fist August 15, 2010

textbargo

the stand-off involved when you refuse to text a friend, significant other, or other person first. usually related to an argument.

After my fight with Joe, I held a textbargo until he apologized; I'll be damned if I text him first!

by Agog June 23, 2011

textagram

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.

Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.

by Proudtorious July 4, 2012

textmagic

Sweat in every game.

Guy 1 : How is he so good at every game?
Guy 2 : Because he's textmagic

by Trissu January 22, 2021

textages

Text + Messages = Textages

I'll check if I have any new textages

by Iowa February 21, 2007