textrosexual

The sexuality where you don't like boys or girl just cellphones to text on and masturbate with.

Look at Charles. He's such a textrosexual

by preggosmcgee April 7, 2008

textoserone

To talk large amounts of shit, or acting very tough while getting in fights online, or via text messages. Usually responded to by other people with textoserone who will call out other people on their textoserone.

That kid has so much textoserone, I'm suprised he isn't banned.

by Rabblerouser August 4, 2007

Textanese

Language used in texting. Speaking text messages even though you are not texting.

He cant stop speaking in Textanese. It's like he has to say OMG instead of oh my God when we talk!

by DryCleanOnly March 6, 2009

Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

Textaphone

A phone that produces a loud sound when typing the a number on the dial

Switch off that textaphone am reading!

by Vin Wisel November 9, 2017

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.

My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.

by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

textasexual

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting

Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.

by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016