testaclit

A clit with testacles. Females with testaclits have balls, but no shaft.

Ann Coulter does not have a dick, per se. She is, however, the owner of a fine, fine testaclit.

by Harrison Greeley III November 21, 2010

Textcalating

Increasing in the intensity of a relationship, usually but not limited to the romantic type, via text message. A modern form of courting.

We've only seen each other twice, but things are getting serious. We text at least ten times per day. This relationship is really textcalating.

by ricegame April 25, 2010

testiclit

A clitoris that sags like testicles.

"dude, i was gonna bang this chick last night, but then when i got in her pants i saw she had a testiclit, and i was like NO WAY!!!"

by JessicaKyra November 16, 2009

Testalitius

When one has been giving head and following that has a sore throat/swollen/glands - Like Tonsillitus. Means man now has testalitius.

"My Throat hurts."
"Sounds Like Testalitius after last night!"
"¬_¬"

by Robyn Cator December 29, 2006

Testiclites

Small mammial creatures often attached to the "Sack" of a male and emmit strange bell sounds when touched

"Brrrring" ah you touched my testiclites

by Phys September 13, 2005

textcitement

to show how excited you are by what someone had texted to you..using exclamation points and/or smiley faces

the hottest fucking girl texted me how much she wants me to fuck her,so i texted back "fuck yeah,bro!!!!" with textcitement

by urge and tish May 28, 2010

textcitement

Quite literally, excitement so grand it can even be sensed through a text message.

Person 1: "We're gonna have a kickass time next weekend!"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaaaaaa!"
Person 1: "Dude, that was some intense textcitement."

by thatsmoothguy September 11, 2011