Texpecting

A combination of the words 'text' (as in message) and 'expecting' to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from.

Eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time)

Delia: Eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! Who are you texpecting?

Eva: This guy I met at the gym yesterday! He hasn't texted me back!

Delia: What a bastard!

by Amy Jallen August 6, 2009

teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011

Teapotting

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape

my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night

by jacko999 March 11, 2009

toposting

Pronunciation: toe-post-ing
Verb.

For use on forums.

For someone to be toposting it means that they write epically long posts not answering the topic at hand, but subliminally assuring some sort of higher knowledge than the rest of the members.

The fact is that the subject of, "racism" is both simple and complex. I even had to put the word into quotes since the root of the problem is that nobody can seem to quite agree on what the word even means and, when they do come up with a conceptualized notion of it, their thinking is so, knee-jerk and shallow that the notion of serious consideration of the subject is overshadowed by the hysteria
But, just because you need ways to differentiate between people and things doesn't mean you have to raise the labling to a level of mindless hysteria.

-Dude, WTF? We asked what the borderline between racism and stereotyping is! Stop Toposting damn it!

by CTV June 25, 2008

Teapotting

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.

Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.

by Genderfaux October 23, 2014

Teapotting

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

by Martin Shaw August 8, 2007

Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.

Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.

by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009