Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

tele-hell

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!

by WordOfArt July 19, 2010

TeleBears

1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.

2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.

"Fuck Telebears!" - common facebook status during the month of August

by bladibla August 4, 2010

telecide

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.

Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.

by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009

Teale

used to define a beautiful girl.

If your name is Teale, then your most likely a gorgeous, smart, funny person whose always fun to be around. Your also a loving, caring, and considerate person. Your very creative, artistic, and mean the world to those who love you.

You are shy, but once people get to know you, they are immediately caught in your beautiful personality. Your fuckin' amazing!

"Look at her. She's fuckin' amazing!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Teale."

by Teale's beautiful <3 January 16, 2012

telecine

Telecine is a method to make an illegal bootleg copy of an original movie. Telecine method can be done in various ways, but normally it includes extracting the movie directly from the reel to digital format and then encoded into VCD, SVCD or DivX format. Not to be confused with 'Telesync', defined elsewhere on UrbanDictionary.
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".

I downloaded a telecine version of that new movie. THe quality is wayyy better than that crappy cam version!

by Sean Scrivener January 4, 2005

[teele]

a thing of beauty.
someone who adds a sparkle to even your worst day!
as tasty as a pack of minstrels!!:o)

i was having the worst day, but then i meet teele.

by galaxy5656565 February 5, 2009