Testilying

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.

Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.

by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006

Testillingballah

Licking of the testicles(balls), often
accompanies fellatio.

She gave me some testillingballah with
that BJ last night.

by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

Tetrifying

When the words "terrified" and "petrified" is just is not enough to express how horrified you really are.

A combination of "terrify" and "petrify".

Simply unbelievably pee your pants, shivers down your spine, goosebumps, scary.

When the clown jumped out at Shanaynay at the haunted house, she was truly tetrified; she had always been scared of clowns since she watched It.

That movie was tetrifying. I literally peed my pants when the donkey ate that girl!

by Revere2323 March 15, 2009

Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

Testicling

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.

Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling

by brotime9 November 9, 2010

Tossifying

A sexual act where the man has a wank and the woman does at the same time! When they are about to climax they both swap cum and massage/rub it into each others faces.

seespiderman

Lucy:Do you fancy tossifying tonight?
Karl:Geeze! What is that?
Lucy:We cum in our hands and massage it into each other!
Karl: Yeah!! LETS DO IT!!

by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007

Textifying

The act of asking someone to accept (Insert Deity here but usually Jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.

Mark: Hey a text

Joe: Whose it from

Mark: A shit, its from Beth. She's been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week."

Joe: Seriously?

Mark: Ya man, she's been Textifying like a fucking murderer workin for a pardon.

by Erutious August 15, 2010