by don nalgotas September 7, 2005
Get the testifymug. To snitch
by lil caesar 305 November 15, 2019
Get the Testifymug. Testify means lot's of things. It can be said almost in any situation. Nancy Grace is a fan of Testification. Testifying can mean you're trying to receive some justice (see receiving justice for more info). You're hitting on someone. You're trying to get laid. You're trying to tell someone what the fuck is up. You're trying to get belligerent drunk. You're trying this, trying that. Ect.
Person 1: Did you see Robert last night? He was definitely trying to testify.
Person 2: Oh do you think he received?
Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.
Person 2: Oh do you think he received?
Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.
by jHoFoSho September 15, 2011
Get the Testifymug. by Igatona March 15, 2003
Get the Testifyingmug. Where you **swear** to tell the truth.
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
Get the testify under oathmug. One of THE BEST Christian apologetics. Knows how to dismantle any arguement against Christianity and embarrass apologists of oher faiths.
Person 1: "The Bible is corrupted, just look at Jeremiah 8:8! :
Testify Apologetics: You're misquoting the verse. Jeremiah 8:8 is actually talking about God's people rejecting His law like when Jeremiah 6:19 says "Hear , you earth: I am bringing disaster on this people, the fruit of their schemes, because they have not listened to my words and have rejected my law. All over the Bible, God's people consistently affirm the Word, so if it was corrupted, wouldn't God inform his followers about it?
Testify Apologetics: You're misquoting the verse. Jeremiah 8:8 is actually talking about God's people rejecting His law like when Jeremiah 6:19 says "Hear , you earth: I am bringing disaster on this people, the fruit of their schemes, because they have not listened to my words and have rejected my law. All over the Bible, God's people consistently affirm the Word, so if it was corrupted, wouldn't God inform his followers about it?
by MofotheeG April 30, 2025
Get the Testify Apologeticsmug. Hym "What is there for Elon to testify about? Really. You're wasting your own and everyone else's time. Don't do something stupid and accidently kill yourself waiting for me to have a stroke."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
Get the Testifymug.