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testicleez

testicleez was my gaming alias for many years until some prick stole it recently on gamespy. because he pays an annual fee to use gamespy, he was given the name and it was taken away from me, even though i had been using it for years. if whoever stole my alias ever reads this, i hope you burn for eternity. Or kindly change your name to something else so i can have my beloved alias back.
Testicleez was my alias until some jerk ripped it off from me.
by the REAL Testicleez December 20, 2003
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Testicleese

Spencer; The testicle powered roman warrior
"Testicleese grabbed his might Shwartz and smoted the bad dude"
by Booby November 5, 2004
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Testicleye

When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.
Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.

If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009
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TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."
"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"
by Schuermanator July 25, 2009
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testiclese

One of the many greek philosophers of old, like Socrates, Testiclese was the inventor of bathroom humor.
by Dekklin September 19, 2009
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Testicleese

A Deity from the on-line game RPG World Online. He is a benevolent gawd, helping the players while striking fear in cheaters and abusers.

Testicleese is named after the make-believe Roman god of Virility. In-game he is an avatar of a Guardian, a large, grey, round monster. This gives the appearance of a large grey testicle.
In-game, players affectionately refer to him as Testy.

Testicleese is the alternate player of Admin Grant, a beloved long-time admin of the game known for his compassion and even-handedness.
Testicleese cast HERO Other on Caligula for 60 bonus.
by RPGWO Lover August 29, 2009
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testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.
As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.
by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010
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