Testin'

Insulting someone's technological trustworthiness, derived from trying to write jestin' on a computer or iphone and then having it corrected.

1. "I'm not even sure you know how to use your iphone, Alex."

"Were you just TESTIN' me?"

2. "Macon, you testin'."

"What are you talking about, Doug?"

"Oops, sorry, i tried to say jestin', but my iphone auto-corrected it."

by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Testicular Torsion

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023

razzel tastic

An exciting moment that is breathtaking and phenomenal and something that can't be explained about the joy you feel

This game is razzel tastic, and I bet it's going to go down in history

by ML Jackson August 1, 2017

Charm'tastic

Is the celebration of anything fantastic (hotels, museums, restaurants, sports, shopping etc...) about Baltimore, MD. also known as "Charm City".

Donald Trump was making a joke to reporters when he said he had a "Charm'tastic" visit to Baltimore.

by Dunkadelic Era August 14, 2019

ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

Testiclacle

The sound that is made when your testicales hit your body.

I hate having a testiclacle when running.

by ToxicPrime February 16, 2014