Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.

He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.

by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018

Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

text-tosterone

attributed to men who text constantly

Jim : Frank has too much text-tosterone
Mike: I know 300 texts a day is insane!

by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

testemorph

Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.

After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night

After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.

by Dr shadow March 9, 2020

testemorph

Mutant creep with one giant ball. Has the ability to shoot massive quanities of semen. Known to take a sexual partner by force. One important note is that the Testemorph with rub his ball on both men and women.

I opened the stall door and I saw the testemorph cover Larry Craig with a massive amount of lumpy semen. Craig looked at me and said "I'm not gay, I never have been gay!"

by Young Blood Chapman September 27, 2007