testiclosterone

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

by sunidei January 11, 2011

Testiclops

A single testicled mofo.

One nut in a bag.
Get your hands off me you testiclops!
Just another dick with no balls.

by daytipa May 1, 2003

Testectomist

Testectomist: (noun) A person who is professionally trained and licensed to remove the nadgers. Synonyms: Wife.

"My wife tried some testectonmy on me last night"
"oh is she a trained testectomist?"

by missdevilmonkey November 3, 2008

testemonial

the act of a teste providing a recommendation for you or your business

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These yiotches aint gettin my testemonial!

by scrotiemcboogerballs69 June 17, 2010

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 4, 2003

Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

by U Craszee June 21, 2009

testoclanotamy

that after-glow feeling right after one urinates

Alex: I haven't peed in 5 days.
Charlie: When you do, you'll feel a wave of testoclanotamy.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006