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Chuck Testa

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.
You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.
by calimani77 September 16, 2011
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Chuck Testa

You probably thought I was going to define Chuck Testa... Nope! Chuck Testa.
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Chuck Testa

1) Verb: to chuck testa: to fool people into thinking they are in the same room as a usually ferocious or agressive animal through impressive feats of taxidermy.

2) As an alternative to saying 'no' or 'nope'
'HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LEOPARD IN THE BATHROOM!' 'Nope, I just Chuck Testa'd yo ass!'

'Do you wanna go get some pizza?' 'Chuck Testa, I got football practice'
by BelgianJungleSound September 26, 2011
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Chuck Testa

(adjective) The condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.
Player: Holly shit dude did I just die?
Friend: Nope, you're Chuck Testa, see, move the stick.
by CatharticLethargic October 30, 2011
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Truck Testa

A hybrid term between Chuck Norris and Chuck Testa the taxidermist, it was initially used with no actual sense to mean a greasy truck, but turned into a long ass version of saying nope. Sometimes abbreviated as TT or "double T"
1. "Let's take Truck Testa to go pick up bitches tonight", in which you respond with , "Nope, Truck Testa" or "That's a double T".
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Abel Tesfaye

A guy that is 27 years old that goes by the name of The Weeknd. A legend was born on 2/16/1990 and that legend is Abel (AKA The Weeknd)
Friend: Abel Tesfaye is such a great singer!
Other Friend: I know right, the concert was amazing!
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Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker
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