Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

tesselaar

The Tesselaar (surname) originated from the irish countryside circa 19th century. From Ireland, the Tesselaar family spread like wildfire in the middle of a hot african summer, to all continents of the globe. The tesselaar family name have produced strong, attractive, loyal and funny family members. Originally from an Irish heritage, a Tesselaar loves a beverage.

Frat Guy 1 - "Hey, i should challegne that funny / smart girl with a last name of tesselaar to a drinking contest"

Frat Guy 2 - "No dont be silly!, Shes a Tesselaar!!, she will drink you under he table AND is smart and funny enough to make a educate joke at your expense!"

by beestone November 21, 2010

tessallate

The art of creating a triangle shaped line of cocaine, in which you play the song tessallate by Alt J whilst snorting the triangle line of cocaine in one swift action. If performed correctly you must do the line in one go, resulting in a triangle. Thus tessallating

benderoligist 1: let me tessalate like alt j by covering (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlappi.

benderoligist 2: Yo put on alt j tessalate and watch me snort this triangle shaped line of cocaine. Lets tessallate!

by Badassbossbassbitching September 16, 2018

Tessala

BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. lover. scared. hopeful. blunt. judgmental. obsessive. spontaneous. friend. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. mother. brown hair. proud. perfect combination.

boy 1: see that girl over there?
boy 2: yeah, what about her?
boy 1: she's a real tessala

by crazydiva24 October 18, 2013

tesselate

When you sit in a chair and the pole goes up your butt

I want to tesselate

by G-Spot1545 February 19, 2019

tessolai

Tessolai, is a wonderful person to be around, he’s always whiffed out of his brains. His hair is nearly as good as foys.

Look there’s a wild tessolai, a huge ched fiend

by Sausage on bread February 7, 2018

Tessla

My nickname (lolllll) bc my first name is Tess (so it makes sense) Now, seein as you searched this up, I might as well give u some actual advice u can use.
If you fall asleep now, you will dream. If you study now and work hard, you will achieve your dream.

It only takes boys 8.2 secs to fall in love, but it takes girls at least 15 mins( lmao, bc this fact is actually true AF)

There are more Lego minufigures than actual people (hahahahahaha)
99% get this question wrong.

7+7 divided by 7+7x7-7
How sad…
You only get approx 2555 days to be a teen. Around 364 of those are Saturdays so live ur life!!!

Anywayssss that’s abt it from me. I love you, the word is a better place with you in it, and I supposed you, whoever you are (do long as u don’t do illegal stuff t, do drugs, get drunk loads, or hurt others) I hope u have a bril life, and that ur crush (if you have one) likes u back and asks u out. I hope u get high grades ina lol ur tests and, most of all…I hope you’re happy and loved. Well ofc ur loved bc I love u!
Peace to the world! Luv y’all

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“Name?”
“Tess?”
“Aww, that’s sweet. Do u have any nicknames?”
“Tessla. That’s pretty much it.”
“OMFG that’s so cute, can I call u that?”
“Ofc that’s why it’s my nickname, so u can use it.”
“Tyyy girly!”

by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023