tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.

So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away

by doc rich September 22, 2015

tension wrench

a small thin piece of metal bent at a 45 degree angle that aplies tension to a lock cylinder while lockpicking

Alex: "my tension wrench broke"
Taylor: "thats what you get for trying to break into houses ass"

by yelsom8 March 13, 2008

Tension Grabbing

When a male/female use the excuse to grab the private parts of the opposite sex when there is a tense or scary scene in a film

There were alot of Tension Grabbing going on last night at the cinema

by DaireM31 December 12, 2010

Tension Pk

A boy that plays rs that loves to fondle his friends irl.He goes by the names JAYJAY ,FAGO QUEER BAIT, AND CUNT RAG.HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO PK

Did u know Tension Pk is such a fucking flamer.

by Derdader June 28, 2009

Tension Tower

A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.

Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'

Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'

Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'

by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009

Tension Text

A text that instantly causes tension amongst a seemingly normal conversation. Typically between a man and woman, although it does not have to be sexually charged.

Her: Why didn't you call me this morning? TENSION TEXT!

by The Number One Stunner July 3, 2011

tension on the in

Tension on the internet

Tension on the in is in the on and upswing.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010