Tens Across The Board

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".

Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!

by mralexgray August 25, 2013

Tactical Ab Tense

Blowing all the air out of your lungs and tensing your abs as tightly as possible, to the point that you can barely speak. This is generally done at pool parties or the beach, in order to look like your waist is smaller and your body fat is lower than it actually is. This is particularly used by shirtless people when a photo is being taken of them or when their crush is nearby.

Greg: Dude do you want a beer
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.

by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

Teisha

An amazing, beautiful, sweet girl who can always make you smile. She has an extroverted personality. Her sense of humor is like no girl you've met before. She is very smart, she does well in school and earns the respect of others. She always shows kindness, she has a heart of gold. She's not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She has big dreams and with an ambition like hers, she has the power to change the world. She's extremely hot and very pretty. Her attractiveness speaks for itself. She's great in bed (along with other places). You would be very lucky to end up with a girl like her. She would never cheat on you and she would always keep trying. She's a real keeper. She's truly unique compared to every other girl you will meet.

You're such a Teisha

by fruitsalad89 June 17, 2019

Liquid Tension Experiment

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

by Bill December 28, 2003

Tenshot

A word used predominately amongst the Squad, and gradually gravitating throughout the London area, to describe a blatant lie. The word originates from Tenshot Jones who is notorious for pitching massive tenshots. Jones coined the term by claiming that former Man Utd Striker Andy Cole, had the nickname "TenShot Cole" due to his strike rate of 10 shots per goal. Jones was adamant he was right but after stringent investigation no evidence was found of the nickname ever being used and the term was born.

Gav -Ids, did you know that the man who held the Guiness world record for "the most drugs to have ever been taken by a single human being" died today after being attacked by a pack of dogs he thought he saw?"
Ids - Gav, I cant believe your still pitching this bastard joke.. what a fucking tenshot.
Ben -"Massive ten. Sounding like bill"

by bigdogik October 21, 2010

Tenha

South korean mom haver in the Genshin community. Known as the left and right guy from the 2.1 livestream (perhaps held at gunpoint?) , has translated the stream with korean subtitles to english, lost to Dvalin more than once for 30 minutes (during Beta), -40k $ since then. Will roast backseaters, and will one day slap silver with a 40 CV+ artifact. The man who had (probably) the first triple crowned C6 Diluc. Likes to have a nice view on a girl's luxurious chest and the nice behind because yes. Benched mods, 0$/hour and LuckyNavi is a sauce slave. Enjoyer of the song ''2 Trucks'' by Lemon Demon. Yu-Peng Chen's distasnt relative (they look way too similar, what the fuck are those genes). JeNo is becoming more and more sus but it's for content (hopefully). Lyn's best place to hang out when she's drunk. Is afraid of Razerninjas' predictions when artifact rolling because they come true almost every time and the young man always goes for DEF KEKL. A very nice fanbase on twitch, but pepegas on youtube. Was banned from Twitch once because TOS is just weird. And lastly, TOO MUCH TEXT WAYTOODANK. Also if you're an F2P or just need a giveaway for money, then you don't need to say anything, just click follow and lurk around in his stream every day, and he will notice you quite early. Also if you see someone called childecumrat being thirsty, do not hesitate to DM her and say Bad CCR BOP DogO

-Hey have you heard about that south korean guy who spoke english on the 2.1 CN livestream and that likes to do mom jokes?
-No,why?
-His name on Twitch is TenhaTV and he is known as the left and right guy
-He's a twitch streamer? Might as well use my Prime subscription on him, he seems funny.
I know, I'm a fucking paid actor except I still didn't get paid by him Smoge, just please don't come after me. Likewise, he's funny except if you don't like his sense of humor. And if you're a beggar or a backseater, just go bonk yourself.

by Savouring, canadian Gimnaeng August 22, 2021