Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011

Teleportakinesis

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.

If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.

by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011

Teleport

To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.

by MzJu February 5, 2008

Teleportion

When part of you but not all of you teleports.

Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.

by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011

telepurte

Horny animating dude

Telepurte is indeed horny and animates for twitter and makes daily short animation. Also, he is horny

by HolzLaim January 28, 2022

Teleport

The ability to jump nigh-instantaneously from one location to another.

A TB would be an example of something with the ability of teleportation.

by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006

Tweeporter

A blend of Twitter and Reporter referring to a person who reports an event in real-time, 140 characters at a time. Easy to do at a sporting event like football, baseball, or soccer. Also, valuable when providing news coverage of a meeting, trial, or political event. Might not be as effective if covering a fire or other catastrophic event.

I was the tweeporter for the soccer match so the club fans who could not attend could keep up with the action.

by cmcooper June 6, 2009