Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy

1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy is warning :(Possibly Harmful to your health)

by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017

butt telepathy

the sudden urge to fart shortly after experiencing a fart from someone nearby

Don's weak fart, as a result of butt telepathy, triggered James to release a sudden and unexpected leather-shaker.

by pchangchovd August 17, 2010

Best Friend Telepathy

The ability two or more close friends have when they've been friends for a LONG time. They tend to know what the other(s) are thinking, finish each other's sentences and communicate using almost no words.

More common in female best friend relationships but not limited to them, inside jokes could be one of the reasons why best friend telepathy occurs.

BFF 1: Wow, our best friend telepathy is getting ridiculous
BFF 2: I know! I didn't even have to say more than two words and you already knew what I was talking about!

by too bad someone stole my name! August 1, 2008

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.

Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.

by Eextreme September 7, 2021

telepath

Guy who always knows what you are thinking and will play horrible, horrible mind games with you until you concede. Very stubborn, approach with caution.

Telepath> I know what you are thinking
Robin> What?
Telepath> Mhm.. Its ok girl just accept it.

by Bibbidybobbidyboop October 7, 2014

telepathetically

How Butt-Head of the TV program says the word, "telepathically"

{From the episode, "Bad Dog"}
Butthead: He's like communicating telepathetically

by Telephony June 23, 2020

telepathic rape

the thing you most likely found on reddit or any social media mostly in a form of a meme saying

"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"

Hay look I found this really stupid thing called Telepathic rape on Reddit

by idk lol idk what to do August 19, 2022