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battle tested

You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.
You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.
by GTPxEOE June 1, 2019
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Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
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Don't get it twisted

Don't get it twisted:

Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS
by bork152 June 5, 2022
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Twisted Fister

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012
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testerical

Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.
Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!
by sorrow jones December 6, 2010
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Ricky-Twister

The act of masturbating ones penis by twisting it without the use of lubrication.
Matt: Man i am Really horny right now!!!
Tony: What the fuck dude?!?!?
Matt: Don't make it weird, i could just really go for a ricky-twister right now.
by Nerdmeister June 20, 2016
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creamy corn twister

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.
Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!
by MSgt September 15, 2013
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