teenybopper

teenagers (usually girls) who are obsessed
on musicians who rather sells their records based on their imagery rather than the actuality and or essence of the song(s); usually pop artists who doesn't write their own materials and needs a choreographer to put on a show.
Britney Spears, N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, O'Town, 5ive, Jessica Simpson
by x November 01, 2003
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The brand of tweens that even a n00b will call a n00b. These girls suffer Brainus Minimus, which causes them to compulsively wear shiny, sparkly stuff with the words "princess", "goddess", or "angel" on it. Also are known to only be into whatever is "cool" according to MTV. Similar to, or synonymous with the rabid screaming fangirl.

The cure to Brainus Minimus does not exist as of yet, but it is possible to ward it off by wearing clothes that do not contain an ounce of glitter, listening to music you actually like(instead of what you think is cool), and spelling words correctly. Avoid saying OMG in any circumstances.
Teenyboppers:
GirlyGirl#1- OMGZ. LYKE, he is LYKE SO HOT!
GirlyGirl#2- *gasps* I want to have enough of his babies to populate a small island!
GirlyGirly#1- *gasps* Here he comes! AHHHHHH OMG OMG. *hyperventilates*
GirlyGirl#2- Does this ugly shiny pink skirt make my butt look big?
by _Jessica__ August 23, 2006
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a tweenager or teenager who listens to a 'thing' called pop, which shouldnt even be classified as music.
they are obsessed with boys, makeup, clothes, brands, latest fashions
they say 'omg' or 'lmfao' waaay to much.
they think the world revolves around them.
they are usually 'daddys little girl', aka 'daddys plastic snatcher', and alot of them can also be considered 'plastics'
they go out with guys for their looks.
they sometimes are even friends with people because of their looks, or money, or popularity.
they spend their lives talking on the phone, texting, talking on msn, shopping...
they shop in places such as 'supre' enough said.
"omg, i was lyk shopping in supre the other day, and omg, david was their!!!"
"omg r u serious!?!?!?!"
"omg yes!!! nd i wz lyk, hey, and omg, he lyk fully smiled at me!!!"
"omg" *at this point they both start jumping up and down*
"i no, omg he lyk totally asked 4 my number, so yea, omg, it was lyk, so awesome!!"
"omg, i am sooo jelous, he is lyk soooo hot, lyk omfg!!"
"i no!!! omg, omg, omg, he lyk totally lyks me!!!"
"!!!!"
"well lets go listen to some britney spears!!!"
"omg yes!!!"
me: *sigh* ther goes some more teenyboppers... *bang* *bang* ok, ther gone now :D
by Sineadp0tat0 April 26, 2006
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"orli is liek, totally da hottest sexiest hunk of hotty in da hole world liek to da max ya know???????i liek soooooo i nkow im gonna marry him sooo, liek bac of fellow bitch teenyboppers hes mine!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!DIE KATE BITCHWORTH, DIE!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by megan April 13, 2005
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a tweenager or teenager who listens to a 'thing' called pop, which shouldnt even be classified as music.
they are obsessed with boys, makeup, clothes, brands, latest fashions
they say 'omg' or 'lmfao' waaay to much.
they think the world revolves around them.
they are usually 'daddys little girl', aka 'daddys plastic snatcher', and alot of them can also be considered 'plastics'
they go out with guys for their looks.
they sometimes are even friends with people because of their looks, or money, or popularity.
they spend their lives talking on the phone, texting, talking on msn, shopping...
they shop in places such as 'supre' enough said.
"omg, i was lyk shopping in supre the other day, and omg, david was their!!!"
"omg r u serious!?!?!?!"
"omg yes!!! nd i wz lyk, hey, and omg, he lyk fully smiled at me!!!"
"omg" *at this point they both start jumping up and down*
"i no, omg he lyk totally asked 4 my number, so yea, omg, it was lyk, so awesome!!"
"omg, i am sooo jelous, he is lyk soooo hot, lyk omfg!!"
"i no!!! omg, omg, omg, he lyk totally lyks me!!!"
"!!!!"
"well lets go listen to some britney spears!!!"
"omg yes!!!"
me: *sigh* ther goes some more teenyboppers... *bang* *bang* ok, ther gone now :D
by Sineadp0tat0 May 15, 2006
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Twatty posers who spend ages on messageboards writing stuff like: "lyk, omg nsync r lyk soooooooooo hawt i luv dem so much dey r rly hawt and sexc and stuff and i luv dem and im gna mari jstin timberlandz even tho i wnt b able 2 sign da marige certifikat cuz i cnt spel mi own name!!!!!!!11111111 lolololololol!!!!11111111111"
dude, fucking teenybopppers, they're everywhere! get 'em off me! gaaa!
by Hole_fan_forever October 31, 2004
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A fanatcial teenager, often a girl at the cusp of puberty, who squanders vast amounts of hard earned money on useless items of clothes, music, and fashion products. Frowned upon by the more educated sector of our soceity, considred the epitome of ignorance of the teen age life.
Look at the 12 your old dame, shit nigga, she's your classic teenboppa
by natedizzle July 19, 2003
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