Teeto

A furry, rat, badger, type creature (true origins unknown). Using trickery, and tactics that just make everyone around it, hate it. To many this creature is unknown, mostly due to the fact that according to lore it can use invisibility to be even more annoying. The hatred of Teeto goes so far as to say that many want it removed from existence.

"what happened?"
"Stupid Teeto shot me in the neck!"

"You are almost as bad as Teeto, and just a little bit worse then the devil!"

by Veigar (death to Bandle City!) December 10, 2013

Teflon Flu

Nickname given by employees to the effects felt after working in DuPont P.F.O.A. storage tanks. Medical conditions caused by PFOA (perfluorooctanoic acid), a product used in the manufacture of teflon by DuPont, include birth defects, kidney cancer, testicular cancer, thyroid disease, pre-eclampsia, and ulcerative colitis. 70,000 people living near the plant in Parkersburg, West Virginia regularly drank water tainted with the chemical known to be poisonous by DuPont - facts covered up at local, city and state levels, including the Parkersburg EPA. If not for the tenacity of local farmer Wilbur Tennant and lawyer Robert Bilott the case would not have been exposed.

Fred came home from work sick again — fever, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting — after working in one of the PFOA storage tanks. It happens all the time at the DuPont plant. His wife says the men at the plant call it ‘‘Teflon Flu.’’ Don't worry about it, he'll be fine.

by Danny Anonymous November 27, 2020

Tim Teblow

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.

There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.

by Coolerfull July 13, 2012

Teflon Poo

A non-stick poo. The kind of shit that leaves no trace on one's rusty sheriff's badge.

When you wipe your arse after taking a dump but there is nothing there. The poo left no trail or trace on the loo roll or your sphincter. A Teflon Poo.

by MisLouLou January 6, 2012

Teemo

An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.

That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.

by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012

teetotaler

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.

Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!

by Tortuga July 8, 2004

Taelor

Another word for the hottest girl ever. She makes you laugh,smile,and feel happy when your around her. She's also super sexy and got a booty of a black girl. She has a heart of gold but can get an attitude. She will mean the world to you when you meet her, and catch your eye right at first look. She's beautiful and just perfect

Taelor da girl you want

by Chase johnson December 19, 2016