Ted Nugent

Asshole redneck

Ted Nugent is an asshole redneck, who gets an erection from murdering innocent animals.

by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009

ted nugent

its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.

Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

ted nugent

1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.

Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.

by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003

Ted Nugent

Bruce Springsteen's evil redneck half

"I'd really love to see The Boss and Ted Nugent duke it out in a boxing ring."

by Mr. Please Please Please April 10, 2017

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005

ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003