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technobrat

A person or thing that is spoiled with Technology.
Jeff is such a technobrat, he has so much technology in his room alone.
by Kevin Trooper May 15, 2008
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technocrack

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).
ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.
by SW74 January 18, 2008
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technoramus

Ignorant (an ignoramus) with regard to technical matters.
My boss is such a technoramus, he can't even check his own e-mail.
by Jugglernaut June 1, 2006
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Technocracy

The ideal government where the best in all areas rule, instead of one man that doesn't know shit and will most likely make it worse for the country, which obviously isn't so good.
Omg, technocracy is teh pwnz0r.
by Aggression May 16, 2009
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technocrat

A person that believes in the principles of Technocracy.
Howard is a technocrat.
by TrueTechnocrat December 12, 2003
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Technocratic ascensionism

"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.

Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"

The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include

1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.

The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.

*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*

Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 24, 2020
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technocamping

A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.
"I'm going technocamping. You won't be able to contact me for a couple weeks."
by intertext9 March 18, 2014
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