Teaxting

An affectionate gesture whereby one sends a digital picture of a cup of tea or coffee to a friend or loved one for the purpose of expressing that one wishes the other person was present.

Me: Hey, I just got a teaxt from Annie!
Friend: Are you two always teaxting?
Me: We tend to only teaxt only when one or both of us are out of town.

by Godfather78 September 8, 2014

gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

Teapotting

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.

"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?

by Trashrock July 24, 2012

teapotting

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"

Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.

by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007

Texposting

A genre of online posts where you say the most unhinged things ever.

is that guy schizophrenic?

No, he's just Texposting.

by ScotchyFur January 22, 2023

Teapotting

Teapotting is when the guy puts his hand on his hip when he is thrusting into the woman during sex.

"Jim rested his hand on his hip (teapotting) when he fucked his wife in the ass"

by Beebins September 11, 2006

teasting

The art of mocking a human of the male variety who is sadly lacking his foreskin, an important component of every good trouser snake.

'So, Birdy, I hear you don't have a foreskin'

'Stop teasting meeee'

'Teasting you is the best fun I can have with everything. Shut up woman-bitch-thing'

by Bitch =] May 8, 2008